Tell Me What Your Worst Fears Are
onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

listoflifehacks:

unicornsyglitter:

baelthezaar:

lesbianmidget69dopeshit:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

imaginarily:

unicornsyglitter:

Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

this needs to be seen by everyone right now

this is freaking beautiful

Why do you have bugs framed in your house

Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.

Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh

how to snap chat ^

whavies:

wait for it ☆ by whavies

whavies:

wait for it ☆ by whavies

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